Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

OMG! Cannibal horse!

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

From CNN:

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Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro is making progress from surgery on his broken leg, even showing an interest in mares, but the colt still faces a long and perilous road to recovery, his surgeon said Monday.

FauxJAX: An AJAX Framework for Idiots

Thursday, April 13th, 2006
fake eyball

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VirtualVault man – a retrospective

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Back when I worked on the Hewlett-Packard VirtualVault Internet Security software, I created a character “VirtualVault Man” for the intranet site. He was loved by some and reviled by others. Here is a retrospective of his greatest moments.

VirtualVault man
Valentine’s Day

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Halloween

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Thanksgiving

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Christmas

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Japan

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Strutting

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C’mon Vogue!

VirtualVault man
Nascar

Funny Baby T-shirts

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006

This store has some funny messages on its baby t-shirts:

A Change is Coming
Daddy Needs a Nap
Designated Driver
Did I Get Any On You
Does This Diaper Make My Butt Look Big
I Suck
Milk Junkie
Mommy Needs a Drink
Mommy Needs a Nap
Oops, I Crapped My Pants
Pull My Finger
Refuse to Snooze
Show Me Your Boobies
Thanks for the Mammaries
You Gonna’ Eat That?

I especially liked Oops, I Crapped My Pants.

Via Parent Hacks.